Myth of Soma


a 7 year old 2d mmorpg, what could have been a great game, was ruined by the complacent powers that be.

several shard servers exist, keeping the mos addicts with their daily fix.

one bright person decided that soma stood for “sits on my -ss”.
person 1: what have you been doing for the last 3 months?
myth of soma gamer: punching my way to 22 const-tution, i need some sleep now.

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