n00bflex, n00bflexes


in a game when basic instincts and/or panic take over, such as wildly sparying your weapon in a fps game. note: the incorrect pr-nunciation of n00b is used here instead of the more proper “newbie”
ex: “i was playing counter-strike and a guy came around the corner, my n00bflexes kicked in, and i just started spraying at him.”

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