Naked Apology


1. so sincere that when you offer someone a naked apology you are telling them that there’s no way you are lieing because the apology strips you of everything that you are.

2. to give an apology whilst being naked.
1.
kevin: i am sorry for running you over with my car, i offer to you my naked apology so you will forgive me.

kim: i can do nothing but accept

2.
brad: here i am, naked, while apologizing to you.

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