Naked Facebook Status
one of those statuses that has been neither liked, nor commented on. this type of status usually lingers awkwardly for a hot minute, ’til the poster gives up on it.
jim-bob: “did you see my naked facebook status yesterday?”
joe-bob: “yeah, man, i thought about liking it for a brief moment, but i didn’t want to be the only one.”
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