Narcissistic Pouncer


someone who pounces onto a conversation, relating what you are talking about to something no one cares about…usually something about themselves!
guy:hey, there is a new bar in d-nky town called “the library”. it’s introducing “super thirsty thursdays”

narcissistic gal:omg, omg, that bar is awesome. it has maroon carpets…same color my bridesmaids will wear when mark and i get married!

guy: ohh c’mon, we’re talking important things here. don’t be such a narcissistic pouncer!

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