narcissistic power wank


the act of masturbation with ones self being the focus of stimulation; usually performed by an individual whilst looking in a mirror when they are somewhat excited about a recent success or achievment.
tom: “where’s kev”?
chris: “not sure, but he did ask me for a mirror…”
alex: “he’s gone off for a narcissistic power w-nk”

or,

“man! i’m so psyched! i could really use a narcissistic power w-nk right now!”

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