National Geographic Moment
when someone takes an unusually looooooooong amount of time trying to take a picture of nature in attemps to take a national geographic-worthy image.
mother: what are you doing? you’ve been standing there with your camera for like 20 minutes!
father: i’m trying to take a good picture of this really neat-looking spider. but i’m having a bit of trouble capturing the dew drops on the web with this camera. i wish i had a better lens.
kid: ugh! not another national geographic moment!
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