National Holiday Sex
s-x recieved so rarely that it is potentially offered on the major national holidays… new years, memorial day, independence day, labor day, thanksgiving, christmas. it is not required that s-x be offered on every national holiday, but can not be offered more frequently. bithday s-x and anniversary s-x can be included as well while still adhering to the term.
roger: what did you do for christmas
dave: i drank beer while karen wrapped the kids presents… then i got national holiday s-x.
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