national shagging day
on wednesday april 12th every man and boy is ordered to find a woman and sh-g her, unprotected or protected. itd your choice, dont get herpes tho.
suh dud, its almost national sh-gging day.
o ye i almost forgot
who you sh-gging?
you already know fam thats confidential information
oh shet true my bad
like are you blem
no i sh-g
true
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