National Steak and Blowjob Day
the product of a flawed plan concocted by men to create a new (fictional) holiday that enables men to receive both a steak and a bl-wj-b from their girlfriends/wives on a specific day annually, apparently in a rebellion against the ‘ch-r-‘ of valentine’s day.
however, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday ent-tles them to one steak and one bl-wj-b a year. therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.
nope, i’m not doing it. national steak and bl-wj-b day isn’t for another 8 months… you’ll have to wait it out.
truly a guy’s holiday, where a guy eats a steak and gets a bj. celebrated on sep. 2 every year
i had my steak, honey…you know what that means?
no…what?
well it is the national steak and bl-wj-b day!!!
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