Natural State of Play
the natural state of play is the science of predicting the status of a womans v-g-n- using key indicators such as the natural state of – eyebrow thickness, eyebrow length, folicle density, colour, and other key indicators such as hair density on her arms, and other areas.
“wow, i bet she’d have a great vj”.
“are you kidding, she shaves her eyebrows, and look at how thick they are!” “she’d be fine when it’s all primped and plucked, but after a few months she’ll let herself go and the natural state of play will kick in and you’ll have a woolly mammoth on your hands!!!!
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