Navajo Turtle Pie


when getting a bl-wj-b from a man with long hair, part his hair down the middle and pull each side around the waist, then tie a knot in the hair, just above your -ss, to create a harness.
don’t rub my hair – i was giving this guy a bl-wj-b in the bathroom at the kylie minogue show last night, and he totally put me in a navajo turtle pie!

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