Neal Schon


the under rated guitarist for journey. aka tfrg.
he plays almost a neal schon lead.
the god of lead guitar
he was a neal schon wannabe
lead guitarist from journey who married a playboy playmate in 2011 and left her two months later for a dumb blonde socialite reality show ‘star’.
ava: ‘why did neal schon leave me? we just got married!’

her friend: ‘i know, that b-tch michaele salahi is so stupid. you are so much hotter than her! you should divorce him and take half his money!’

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