Nebraska Wet Buffalo
go to nebraska. find a buffalo. bring him into a pool. put a pickle carrot into the -n-s of the buffalo. then, proceed to have oral s-x with the buffalo. then -j-c-l-t- on the carrot and eat it.
my friend kyle told me about the greatest nebraska wet buffalo of all time when he went to see his uncle.
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