neko no te mo karitai
literally, “i would like to borrow a cat’s paw.” it means that one is extremely busy; so much so that they would appreciate the help of a cat.
ichi: neko no te mo karitai!
ni: ash-te e watashi ga neko wo motarashimasu!
ichi: baka da yo!
ni: joudan desh-ta!
ichi: kimi ga joudan desu!
ni: ite…
one: i’m uber-busy!
two: tomorrow i’ll bring a cat!
one: you’re really an idiot.
two: it was joke!
one: you’re a joke.
ni: ouch…
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