Nelly Furtado

little hottie, whos got the most original sound to her!
go nelly nelly nelly furtado all in your stereo!!!! dont doubt her yo!
whoooooooos that biiiiittch? meep meeeeep nelly nelly furtado shes ready to blow off your pants yooo
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a portuguese-canadian singer who i would like to sleep with if i had a chance.
she’s a piece of s-xiness…even though she’s half portuguese, i never heard her singing in portuguese, i would love to.
nelly furtado, por favor, quero que tu facas uma cancao em portugues, estou tao ansioso que esperava escutar uma no seu ultimo disco “losse”. mas como um grande fan, espero por seu proximo alb-m.
viva os lusofonos.
a canadian-portugese pop singer, who has been around for a few years. she had success with her first alb-m, “whoa, nelly!” and then disappeared for a while after her second alb-m, “folklore” was released. she made a big comeback in 2006 with her third alb-m, “loose.” the songs on this alb-m are very different (lyric-wise) in my opinion. i prefer her older music.
person 1: have you heard about nelly furtado?
person 2: i heard about her when she released “whoa, nelly!” a few years ago.
she is so rad, dude. she is original and made a great comeback this year. what now!?hollaaaaaaa!
me:”dude, nelly furtado is so cool.”
someone else:”pssssh heck yes she is!”
nelly furtado used to be a somewhat talented hippie, who made more rock and acoustic music, about how lovely the world is or about how she wants to fly away like a bird.
now she is a complete wh-r- who sings the stuff people write for her.
also, see sellout

wigger: nelly furtado is so d-mn fiine, man!
emo kid: dude, listen to her old song.
nelly furtado: i’m like a bird, i wanna fly away. i don’t know where my home is, i don’t know where my soul is…
wigger: d-mn, she’s a wigger!
emo kid: no sh-t, sherlock.
a canadian musical artist that started off, as many aspiring young female artists do, to make cheery and wholesome music that a wide audience will want to listen to. then, she was seduced to the pop music world’s dark side by dj jasper gahunia, who left her knocked up and with a loss of ident-ty.

in spite rumors of her getting engaged to another man in july 2007 to clean up her act, her reputation was forever tarnished by the incident as well as by her reduction to the performance of complete trash “music” featuring timbaland.

her song “promiscuous” has since been parodied by numerous artists (such as odd austin and every ape) as “ridiculous,” which is what she became after performing that song.
nelly furtado: “do i seem a dummkopf?”
timbaland: “yep.”
nelly furtado: “i was afraid so…”
i orginally entered this definition back in nov 2003, but some scally wag looks to have deleted it, here we go again;

to show one’s dis-interest with an air of superiority in an act either against one’s person or any non direct event in one’s life.
coach; billy that is your final warning, those pom poms are not meant to be used in that manner, they will have to be incinerated now before the cheerleaders require them, i have no choice; you’re dropped from the team, you are no longer the star quarterback…..

billy; coach, with all disrespect, i couldn’t give a nelly furtado at all