New car syndrome
when you buy a new or used car, and want to wash it every day.
person #1: hey man im gonna go wash my car, ill be back.
person #2: didnt you wash it yesterday?
person #1: yeah but it got dirty again
person #2: you got new car syndrome, dude
person #1: yeah i know
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