New Guinea Gaspump


when a person of the male gender places his flaccid (soft, non-erect) member inside of a woman (typically), and then proceeds to urinate inside of her.
“hey bro! did you hear that the girls tennis team gives great dome?”
“yeah, but can any of them take a new guinea gaspump?”

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