New Haircut Sex
girlfriend or wife gets a new/different s-xy haircut and you want to take it out for a test drive.
usually it adds spice and something new to the relationship….. otherwise you can just tap it from behind and pretend she’s someone else. everybody wins.
d-mn, that ‘s a nice haircut babe. can we have some “new haircut s-x” now?
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