New Hoe-stess Syndrome


when you start a new job at a restaurant as a hostess and within a week you have already slept with at least one of the people that work there.
i just got hired as a hostess at a restaurant on monday and on friday night i slept with the douchiest waiter that works there…yup definitely got a case of new hoe-stess syndrome.

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