New Jersey Crabcake


when a male man sh-ts on a female’s face then puts crabs on their face. usually occurs when a female gives a male a hard time.
“yo boquita was giving me such a hard time so i gave her a new jersey crabcake.”

Read Also:

  • Spongebobber

    •a person who washes their privates with a sponge. •a person who uses spongebob themed pads or s-x toys. “it hurts your privates being a spongebobber”

  • kneegasm

    when you lightly tap right above the kneecap on a fully relaxed and dangling leg; you must connect with the nerve that causes an instantaneous reflex. it feels strangely awesome…like a mini -rg-sm for the knee! tapioca. tapioca… tapioca… hnngg… kneeeeeeegasmmmmmmmmmnngggg (-kneegasm) the sensational vibe one receives when your knee cranium is stroked or rubbed. […]

  • the world is over

    a term girls use when they spill their starbucks, crack their phone, smudge their makeup, etc. -drops starbucks drink on floor- girl: -cries- the world is over!

  • psychopaat

    psychopath in dutch. een psychopaat (a psychopath) is iemand met een psychologische stoornis (is someone with a psychological disorder)

  • The Moser Effect

    when you meet an attractive girl and say i know we’ve never met but i feel a sort of connection or say something more ridiculously awkward, making the girl feel uncomfortable, thinking you a loser, and never talking to you again. hey tate used the moser effect on makenna and know she doesn’t even talk […]


Disclaimer: New Jersey Crabcake definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.