New Jersey Institute of Technology


18% women 82% men. 85% of them will make more money than you. 80% automatically realize that the value of 85% equals 17/20 of the student population.

most common majors: engineering, computer science, and most shunned and looked down upon major of business and technology (99% athletes, 1% idiots)

introverted. awkward. intelligent yet clueless. both white and black races are minorities to the asians and mid east populations. most people, especially professors, can’t speak fluent english, but since numbers, mathematical operations, and physics laws are universal, this is not seen as a problem. most of these black and white minorities attend stevens solely for athletics and make up most of the “normal” student population. the majority of this tech school only leaves their dorm rooms and video games to check their mail for new computer and video game merchandise and to attend lan parties. if you’ve never heard of a lan party, you have never been to “njit”. (it is a gathering of geeks/computer gamers for the sole purpose of playing mutlti-player games over a network…and to view p-rn.) most of these typical engineers can’t hold a normal conversation, let alone make a friend other than their most trusted and valuable companion…their thumb drive, a usb m-ss storage device.

although a completely lame school, it is located in the fun and beautiful city of newark. (exaggeration) but its 15 minute train ride to nyc.
i just saw this girl and rated her a 3 out of 10. once she stepped onto the new jersey inst-tute of technology campus, she immediately jumped to a 9 out of 10.

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