New Jersey jiggler
originated in new jersey, but rapidly went global when the rest of the world felt its sting. involves coaxing your male friend into mooning someone/somebody. when he drops his britches, you pull out a metal ruler or yard stick and slap the h-ll out of the back of his wedding tackle. very painful and unless your friends are complete morons, they will only fall for this all time party favorite once.
ryan: hey yo chris, moon that bus of nuns over there!
chris: yeah! (spoken lil’ jon style)
chris drops trow and reveals his shockingly white -ss as ryan discreetly pulls out a metal ruler.
there is a smack heard round the world as chris’s now black n’ blue ball sack flies forward hitting him in the face.
chris: do that again you gheymo and i’ll lite your face on fire and put it out with an ice pick!
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