new jersey pigeon
the act of defecating whilst ejaculating. the pressure put on the prostate by the p-ssing fecal matter squeezes even more seminal juice into the simultaneous -j-c-l-t–n. this creates a huge load of s-m-n, which may or may not hit the person in the face. said act is believed to have originated among pigeons from new jersey. these pigeons had no control of their bowels and often defecated mid -j-c-l-t–n.
bob: “ahh, my eye! my -ss!”
steve: “what’s wrong?”
bob: “i just pulled a new jersey pigeon…big mistake”
steve: “i told you not to jack off mid-sh-t”
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