New Jersey Plunger
the act of shoving your fist in ones -ss hole, then ripping it out as fast as possible causing a parade of matter to extract from the person’s r-ct-m. all this is happens while you wear the finest italian knitting.
while raul was eating his spaghetti he was given a “new jersey plunger” by his more distinguished brother ted
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