new jersey swirlie
the s-xual act of performing oral s-x on your partner while simulationsely dunking their head into the toilet of a heavily used port-o-potty.
we got bored at the country musical festival last weekend, so jim took me into one of the port-o-potty’s and gave me a new jersey swirlie!
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