new jersey tampon


what some mistakenly call sp-cedocking, it’s the act of sh-tting into a v-g-n-.
“my girl told me she wanted me to sp-cedock her. but since she doesn’t have a d-ck, i gave her a new jersey tampon instead, and sh-t into her p-ssy.”

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