New Martinsville


cultural-less, skoal chewing, gay bashing, r-t-rd hick capital of the world. it is filled with the following: gang members with absolutely no purpose other than to sit in a sh-tty park and hate on different cultures all day, very few punk rockers that even dare to remain…but that will soon leave or set fire to the city, a cop named larson who is a tad gun happy, a few skaters, and even fewer skaters that believe in their roots, the residence of bob miller(only cool place to hang out anymore), fusion…which turned to sh-t, a vast majority of rednecks, and a music shop who’s owners know absolutely jack sh-t about music, and never work. there is no art in this city, it’s considered an abomination, instead it worships football. the only way to survive is to create a reputation. i plan to set it all up in flames. it is the sc-m of the earth, and is in love with it’s own bullsh-t.
if you decide to visit, please leave ur bandanas at home,make sure to bring a knife, and i suggest not talking to anyone. only safe place is the river or kiedash. only sane place, kiedash.
new martinsville: if g-d took a sh-t…this is where it would land.
cultural-less, skoal chewing, gay bashing, r-t-rd hick capital of the world. it is filled with the following: gang members with absolutely no purpose other than to sit in a sh-tty park and hate on different cultures all day, very few punk rockers that even dare to remain…but that will soon leave or set fire to the city, a cop named larson who is a tad gun happy, a few skaters, and even fewer skaters that believe in their roots, the residence of bob miller(only cool place to hang out anymore), fusion…which turned to sh-t, a vast majority of rednecks, and a music shop who’s owners know absolutely jack sh-t about music, and never work. there is no art in this city, it’s considered an abomination, instead it worships football. the only way to survive is to create a reputation. i plan to set it all up in flames. it is the sc-m of the earth, and is in love with it’s own bullsh-t.
if you decide to visit, please leave ur bandanas at home,make sure to bring a knife, and i suggest not talking to anyone. only safe place is the river or kiedash. only sane place, kiedash.
new martinsville: if g-d took a sh-t…this is where it would land.

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