New Mexico Pace Car
a new mexico pace car is the act of sitting with your b-ttocks above your head (preferably on a wall at a 45° angle) and p–ping onto the front of yourself. the goal of the new mexico pace car is to outrun your excrement before it slides into your mouth using your p-n-s as a shift kn-b.
co-worker 1: “hey man, what’d you do this weekend?”
co-worker 2: “well, i figured since it was the anniversary of my divorce i’d celebrate by giving myself a new mexico pace car and watching re-runs of m.a.s.h.”
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