new phone, who this ?
a joke/phrase that people say when answering someone’s phone. its slightly irritates the owner of the phone, that’s what makes it fun.
-john is busy cooking-
phone rings–
john : yooo , can you get that for me ?
peter : okay -answers phone- new phone, who this ?
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