new york flap jack
the act of sh-tting on someone’s forehead and then slapping it with your -ss cheeks. similar to the cleveland steamer and the boston pancake but alot messier and for sick b-st-rds only. make it a new york b-ttered flap jack by adding a squirt of j-zz.
-fozz: “dude, what the f-ck!!!?? what is this f-cking joop on my head???”
-dirty dan: “i just gave you a new york flap jack ya d-ck.”
-darwin: “i’ll have the new york flap jack.”
-waiter: “you sick f-ck…(gunshot)”
-jimbo: “oooh…leave the body here, someones gettin laid tonight!”
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