New York Marathon


this event consists of -j-c-l-t–n, twice in one session of m-st-rb-t–n. there are no breaks allowed and p-rn must be used to conquer this masterfull feat. it is named the new york marathon because to accomplish this feat you need to have physical and mental endurance. just like the nike motto, just do it.
i got blue balled so bad that i had to do a new york marathon to get all the c-m out of me.

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