New York Stock Exchange
the s-xual maneuver where a female will insert a funnel into her -n-s, another female will urinate into the funnel, and finally the former woman will allow the latter to drink the said contents from her r-ct-m.
d-mn i thought that those girl weren’t isos-xual, but after i saw them bust a new york stock exchange i knew that those sl-ts were carpet munchin’ wh-r- bags.
a place where wall street screws main street
big banker: hey, i messed up gambling on the new york stock exchange. seems that i’m not as smart as i think i am. i need bailout moneys.
government: ok.
lowly bank customer: what? my interest rate just jumped 30 percent! now, how am i going to pay off this debt?
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