new zealand 101
involves 2guys and a girl and a dead kangeroo. one man must weigh 300lbs of nonmuscle. 64oz can of grape jelly and a feather.(peac-cks) use all of the jelly as lube. the 300lb man sings the themesong from sound of music. the girl puts her head in the kangaroo’s pocket. as both guys insert there d-cks in her -ss. with the feather between the d-cks to create arrousment and she must bark like a seal.
oh me and my friend bob gave this girl a new zealand 101 lesson.
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