next day newsie
the people who find out about the dirt or what everyone is talking about the day after everyone else does and asks everyone annoying questions that have already been answered.
alan: did you hear about what happened at the party this weekend?
joe: we were all there but you dumb-ss.
dan: what a next day newsie
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