Next door assholes


yesss, those -ssholes who stay up way too late f-cking each other, scr-ping unknown objects against their walls. the -ssholes who crank up failinem aka eminem and think it’s so cool. you see them in the apartment parking lot with their limp bizkit cranked all the way up while head banging. seriously, who the f-ck head bangs to limp bizkit?

you’ve yelled quite a few times but to no avail.
jeff: why are the guys next door having s-x like they’re animals in heat?

caleb: how should i know what those next door -ssholes are doing? i hope their genitals catch on fire.

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