next-room-jerk
a quiet and careful masturbation session done while someone is in the next room. done silently so as not to attract their attention and with a watchful eye toward the door.
i was so h-rny the other day, but my mom wouldn’t leave the house. i had to have a next-room-jerk in the den while she was in the kitchen. most uncomfortable fap ever!
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