ni hao, baby


‘ni hao, baby’ is a pick up line commonly directed at oriental-looking women. this line can often backfire, especially if the girl speaks perfect english. to qualify to use this line, you have to be desperate, not-asian, blatantly ignorant of asian cultures, and over 30 years of age. this line is always successful at making the user appear to be sleazy and unattractive. in a situation where this line is used, alcohol is usually present.
“ni hao, baby”

“i’m not chinese, you fool.”

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