Nigerian shoulder pads
when a man sneaks up behind an unsuspecting victim and calmly rests his n-ts-ck upon the victim’s shoulder. properly executed nigerian shoulder pads result in the slow turning of the victim’s head, followed by a double take, followed by either anger, disgust, or cautious acceptance.
i was thoroughly enjoying my meal at outback steakhouse when i realized that the waiter had outfitted me with a pair of nigerian shoulder pads.
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