Nightingale Bamford

an excellent all girls school consisting of grades k-12. the academics are superior to many other schools and its exquisite curriculum contributes to amazing graduating cl-sses with students ending up in schools like brown, harvard and yale.
nightingale bamford school is a wonderful place

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the nightingale bamford school is one of the best schools in the united states. it is located on the upper east side of new york city. all though the show gossip girls is based on this school, the actual school is nothing like the show. nightingale is a great all girls school full of rich and beautiful but not sn-bby girls. 9 out of 10 guys say nightingale girls are the best in bed and the best to marry. the girls there are very smart and have great humor due to the great teachers there.
“look at that girl,she’s so beautiful and graceful and well-poised”

“well duh,she goes to the nightingale bamford school”
a hoity-toity, all girls private school on the upper east side. the girls who go there are intimidatingly endowed with money, brains, and beauty.
the popular show gossip girl is based on the lives of nightingale’s students
how can you tell she goes to nightingale bamford?
cuz she’s a super model going to princeton
terrible school full of over-privileged elitist -ssholes. the headmistress is a stuck up b-tch who is h-m-phobic and prejudice against anyone who is in the least bit different or interesting. their cookie cutter model of pretentiousness that they expect everyone to fit into is absurd and unrealistic.
“um, excuse me, why do i have to wait on line like everyone else? um, excuse me, like, you didn’t go to harvard or yale, then i’m not speaking to you. um, like like like, i don’t talk to people who aren’t rich and elite like me, afterall, i go to the nightingale- bamford school.”
an elite school for rich, white, upper cl-ss girls. it has a sterling reputation. however, on the inside of those big blue doors the girls are either drug addicts or heavy alcoholics. some of them resort to making internet p-rn. the school however does a wonderful job at masking the true ident-ty of the girls, and nightingale is still standing strong on 92nd and madison.
girl 1. “hey girl, dude last night we all got soo high”
girl 2. “thats soo chill i havn’t gotten drunk or high on a school night in almost 4 days”
girl 1. “sh-t! how do you live? are you making lots of internet p-rn to relive stress or something.”
girl 2. “omg how did you know?! did jim tell you? or was it sam? or lenny, or michaiel”
girl 1. i just guessed that is what nightingale bamford is about.