Nine Iron Rescue


the operation performed by a wife who is waiting in the driveway for her husband with either a glof club or a similar such item after she discovered he has been sk-nking around with some bimbo. (ala tiger woods wife).
office guy #1 did you see joe’s car and joe’s face? what the h-ll happend did he get into a wreck ?

guy #2. no his wife found out about destiny and was waiting for him when he got home. as soon as he pulled into the driveway his wife performed a nine iron rescue.

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