nine to fiver


typically a middle-aged person who works 9am-5pm monday through friday at their job every week. they have never worked a weekend. a nine to fiver usually has a high-end office job. also see: yuppie or weekend warrior
nine to fiver: awww yeah! tgif! out comes my inner weekend warrior!

weekend worker: man, f-ck you. i gotta work ’til close all weekend.

nine to fiver: -giving the weekend worker the middle finger while driving away in his bmw-
someone who has a regular job from 9-5
hes nothing special he’s just a ninetofiver

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