ninja fucking unicorn
boy who has a large pimple on his ear that is like the rainbow, and has 2 small polka dots on the inside on them. this pimple dangles down to his b-lls. they make his b-lls smell like dirty spider webs. that are like the rainbow 🙂 and when you run into a wall you turn into a ninja but can change to the colors of its soroundings and when you hit some one they turn pink and puff away into a b–by. and if some one happens to take you to the hospital just say, a panda bit my nose off. and then give them the evil hamster in your pocket and say its a gift from budah, and then on your way home be sure to ride your elephant to target for a box of tampons so you can give his boyfriend a dirty qujuan and then run off to your mexican lover in j-pan.to save him frooooooom godzilla!!!!!!!!!!
boy: man my pimple just grows by the minute!
girl: omg! was that a panda that just bit your nose!?
boy: ahhh take me to the hospital!
girl: did you give the nice man your evil hamster you got from budha?
boy: ya but i cant find my elephant……
girl: well you bes get yer lazy -ss up an find it cuz i got a suprise for you.
…later…
boy: okay i found it.
….wham!…..
boy: eww what the f-ck w-ss that?!
girl: thatd be a dirty qujuan well i gotta go and save my mexican lover in j-pan from godzilla now
..ring..ring..
boys lover: godzilla no!!!!!
godzilla:grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
girl and mexican lover: nooo dont eat us!!!!!
boy: hahaha d-mn that sucks.
bam a ninja f-cking unicorn was born
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