Ninja Rim-Job
when a bi-s-xual woman gives a male partner an unexpected rim-job during oral s-x in hopes of making him realize suppressed h-m-s-xual desires.
after linda surprised joe with a ninja rim-job he discovered that he had long been ignoring a powerful erogenous zone thanks to his repressed h-m-phobia.
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