Ninja Snap
the act of pretending to text whilst secretly attempting to take a hilarious picture of another student or teacher, resulting in a long period of outrageous laughing between you and your colleagues.
dude 1: oh my god, dude, did you see this pic i got of charlotte?
dude 2: haha! you ninja snapped her to h-ll!
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