NNU-Northwest Nazarene University


a school that we are told exists, but in reality doesn’t. this is because the members of nnu are fake. -ssholes. d-cks. close-minded, illogical, republican, conservative, h-m-phobes.

jesus was perfect! smokers suck!
after i went to nnu-northwest nazarene university, i had to wipe three layers of slime off of my clothes.

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