No Fingering February
the practice of abstaining from fingering oneself for the entire month of february. it also prohibits women from seeking self-pleasure through other unconventional means such as sitting on top of a washing machine shaking violently, riding a galloping horse for prolonged periods of time, or the v-g-n-l insertion of inanimate objects that include but are not limited to: lava lamps, pringles cans, and bobble heads.
girl 1: ugh, i just can’t seem to get any at all this month.
girl 2: why don’t you just relieve some of that stress yourself? -winks-
girl 1: i wish i could, but it’s no fingering february.
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