No Homo Theory


when two parties “accidentally” do something gay, party 1 may say “no-h-m-” to end the h-m–ness. however, party 2 may say a second “no-h-m-” and cancel out 1’s declaration of no h-m–ness.

guy2: no h-m-
guy1: stop making it h-m-! you’re canceling out mine!

this theory may be also applicable to “no hetero”
no h-m- theory in action:
guy1: i love you man, no h-m-.
guy2: no h-m-
guy1: no h-m-
guy2: no h-m-
guy1: stop making it h-m-! you’re canceling out mine!

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