No-Laffy Taffy
the kind of poo that has a taffy-like consistency. it takes gernerous amounts of time, energy, and willpower to release this stretchy, elongated, demon-of-a-sh-t, which usually results in serious injury, possibly death. the bearer of the poo will never be laughing before, during, or after said p–p, hence the name the no-laffy taffy.
dude – “bro, last night, i cr-pped out some no-laffy taffy.”
bro – “sorry to hear that dude. you must have had a bad night after that, man, sh-t.”
dude – “yeah man. i wasn’t laughing. at all…”
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