no-shit media coverage
coverage of news by the local meadia of events that everybody knows happens everyday.
anchorman:….its 7am and i270, i495 and i66 are jammed up with traffic….
viewer: this no-sh-t media coverage is getting old. everybody knows those freeways are jammed every morning
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